Salvete, readers.
I was walking along, and I saw a rock in my path.
It wouldn’t get out my way like a sensible rock, so I kicked it aside.
The rock slightly bruised my toe. The wound was mild, but the pain brought tears to my eyes.
I was so angry, I went out and found some more rocks and kicked them.
Again, the rocks hurt me.
Therefore, I am oppressed by rocks.
Until next time,
Valete